Age of Empires III Hints & Cheats

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X marks the spot ... Reveals map
Medium Rare Please ... Stocks 10000 food
Give me liberty or give me coin ... Stocks 10000 coin
Nova & Orion ... Stocks 10000 XP
A recent study indicated that 100% of herdables are obese ... All animals on map are fattened
Speed always wins ... Building rate doubled
Sooo Good ... Random saying when killed by infantry
This is too hard ... Clears current map in single player
tuck tuck tuck ... Stocks monster truck in retail version

Cerita lucu

Anaknya tertelan duit..

Malam tu, sepasang suami isteri dah bersiap-siap nak masuk ke bilik tidur bila tiba-tiba mereka terdengar suara anak bongsu mereka menangis. Mereka pun pergi mendapat anak itu lalu bertanyakan kenapa dia menangis.. Si anak menjawab dia tertelan duit syiling lima sen dan sekarang dia takut akan mati sebab tertelan duit tu, lalu terus menangis teresak-esak.

Si ayah yang buntu nak memujuk anak itu tiba-tiba teringat duit dalam poket seluarnya lalu mengeluarkan duit lima sen. Kemudian si ayah berpura-pura membuat magik dan mengeluarkan duit lima sen dari telinga anaknya. "Ha, kan ayah dah keluarkan ni." Si anak teruja dan terus berhenti menangis. Sepantas kilat anak itu mengambil duit lima sen itu dan menelannya lalu berkata, "Buat lagi sekali ayah."
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Penculikan...

Seorang ibu (tunggal) amat bimbang dengan keadaan anak(tunggal)nya yang telah diculik seminggu lepas. Ibu(tunggal) itu telah menerima panggilan(tunggal) semalam. Penculik itu telah meminta wang tebusan sebanyak RM500,000 untuk ditukarkan dengan anak kesayangannya. Hari ini dia telah menerima satu lagi panggilan.

Ibu: (takut).. hello...

Noname: Ape hello-hello? Bila mau bagi wang????

Ibu: Tolong lah.. saya tak ada wang sebanyak itu.. tolong lah turunkan harga..

Noname: lu ingat wa ni budak-budak ka? Makin lama tangguh makin mahal maa.. ada ka patut lu mau murah pulak..

Ibu: Tolong lah... saya tak mampu dapatkan duit sebanyak itu sekarang ni...

Noname: Okay.. wa bagi sampai esok hali.. kalu tak dapat gak wa tarik.....

Ibu:(menangis) Tolong jangan tarik nyawa anak saya!! pleasseeeee....

Noname: Apa??

Ibu: Saya tak boleh hidup tanpa anak saya... huuuuuu...

Noname: Haiiyaa.... wa dari syalikat perusahaan kreta maa.. lu punya kreta sula 7 bulan tak bayar.. tiap bulan pun wa ade bagi warning maaa... wa tarik kreta maa.. wa bukan along mau tarik nyawa...

Ibu: (malu)......
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Finally....

habis exam jua bah..baru la fikiran ni tenang sikit.sebelum ni punya la payah.harap2 result pun gempak jua la.eheeee....but the sadly part is......cuti hanya 2 minggu ja bah.deiii..sabar la..

Gempa bumi dan Tsunami pada 22 Julai 2009?

Belakangan ini, tersebar berita (khususnya melalui e-mel, SMS dan blog tertentu) bahawa gempa bumi dan tsunami akan berlaku pada 22 Julai 2009.

Jabatan Meteorologi Malaysia, Kementerian Sains, Teknologi dan Inovasi dalam kenyataan rasmi yang dikeluarkan pada 8 April 2009 mengesahkan bahawa kesahihan andaian itu adalah diragui.

Mengikut kajian NASA, memang ada satu gerhana matahari penuh (total eclips) pada 22 Julai 2009.....

"The total solar eclipse of July 22 2009 will be visible across south-east Asia and the western Pacific. This will be a spectacular total eclipse, lasting over 6½ minutes at maximum and visible to millions of people over a path up to 258 km wide.

The total eclipse begins just off the coast of India at 00:51:17 UT on July 22, and ends in Polynesia at 04:19:26 UT on July 22. The maximum eclipse is at 02:35:21 UT on July 22, when the total phase will last a stunning 6 minutes and 39 seconds. The partial eclipse will be visible over south-east Asia, Malaysia, Indonesia and the Pacific between 23:58:19 UT on July 21 and 05:12:25 UT on July 22. "
www.hermit.org/Eclipse/2009-07-22/

Namun, ini hanya merupakan gerhana matahari yang biasa kita temui seperti pada bulan Januari yang lalu. Namun tiada kaitan dengan gempa bumi, kecuali mungkin berlaku air pasang surut atau sebagainya. Setakat ini belum ada lagi ramalan gempa bumi yang akan berlaku. Kenyataan ini disokong oleh Jabatan Meteorologi Malaysia di
http://www.met.gov.my/people2/cfo/press_bm.pdf

Tetapi memang tidak dinafikan bahawa sekarang ini telah timbul pelbagai perkara-perkara pelik di serata dunia. Namun kita perlu menerima hakikat bahawa kita ini berada di akhir zaman. Bumi ini sudah terlalu tua jika kita dapat melihatnya.

bored time..

aku dilanda keboringan lagi.xtau mo buat apa.balik2 on9 pun boring juga.dengan x sngaja aku pun post la apa2 yg patut d blog kesygn ku ini yg sekian lama x d'updated.adaka ini patut..?ntah la ckp..ehehehehe...saja ja bah ini cuz otak aku biul2 uda fikir sal assignment yg blum lai kna buat.mcm malas aku mo buat itu assignment bah cuz melibatkn news paper.aku paling x ska la sama itu news paper.buring ni.tangan pun ble jd itam2 klau pegang tu barang..jd,...begini ja la ni.intro nya pun boring,..ending nya pun xda2..akakakakaka....bah gtu la..adios amigos,aku brambus...

survey

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

No cheating!
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What is the hardest question anyone's ever asked you?
u wanna touched me - akon feat nivea

Do you believe in God?
never be replace-1st lady (eheeee)

What are your goals / things you want out of life?
pagi yg gelap-hujan(deii...xda2 bah)

Tell me one thing you are happy about right now?
umbrella-vanilla sky(bwahahahaha..psl ujan kli:P)

Whats a word you say very often?
goodbye-secondhand serenade(i dun think so)

Can you remember your last dream?
cinta ini membunuhku-dmasiv(kwang3..kantoi :P)

Look behind you... whats there?
i don't love u-mcr

What do you think of Paris Hilton?
no matter what-T.I(aiksss)

What are you most looking forward to in the very near future?
the way that i love u - ashanti (hahahaha)

What is something you can never give up (thats not love or family)?
knock in heavens doors-gun n roses (bgs pula tu arr)

What is the craziest thing a guy have told you?
tanpa kekasihku-agnes monica

What was the last thin your boss said to you?
unfaithfull-rihanna(that's not true)

What is your definition of being married?
the best damn thing-avril lavigne (eheee...)

The most annoying thing about men/women
dangerous-akon

Your Idea of a great first date
i'm not ok-mcr

What is your opinion about men/women that cheat?
fuck u right back-frankee (bwahahahaha...)

Song that always makes you sad?
hot & cold-katy perry(sedih ka ni..?)

What does next year have in store for me?
innocence - avril lavigne

Whats my love life like?
violent pornography-sistem of a down

What do I say when life gets tough?
no one-alicia keys

What do u think of on waking up?
fall for you - secondhand serenade

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
waiting for you - hu yan bin (yay!!!)

What do you want as a career?
ping pong - dj furax

Your favourite saying?
fuck u right back-frankee <--- that's not true..

Favourite place?
never ever-ciara ft young jeezy

Kepercayaan orang bajau

Terdapat beberapa adat dan pantang larang mengenai upacara kematian yang dipercayai dan masih lagi dipegang dan diamalkan di kalangan masyarakat Bajau. Amalan-amalan tersebut merupakan adat-adat yang telah dibentuk dari zaman dahulu dan ianya tidak boleh tidak ianya mesti dipatuhi untuk kesejahteraan si mati dan keluarganya, malah untuk mengelakkan berlakunya kejadian-kejadian yang tidak diingini berlaku. Kemasukan unsur-unsur agama Islam sedikit sebanyak telah mengubah kesesuaian adat dan kepercayaan tersebut selaras dengan syariat Islam. Berikut merupakan antara amalan-amalan yang sering diadakan semasa berlakunya kematian.

1. BENGKAI-BENGKAIAN

‘Bengkai-Bengkaian’ ialah tilam atau tikar yang dibuka dan dihamparkan di tengah-tengah rumah. Ia bertujuan untuk meletakkan pakaian si mati selepas si mati meninggal dunia. Pakaian tersebut akan diletakkan selama tujuh hari tujuh malam sebagai tanda berkabung. Setelah genap tujuh hari si mati meninggal dunia, pakaian-pakaian tersebut akan disedekahkan kepada orang yang memandikan mayat, mengkafankan mayat dan orang yang terlibat dalam menguruskan jenazah tersebut.

2. BERJOGO (BERJAGA)

‘Berjogo’ dilakukan untuk menjaga ’Bengkai-Bengkaian’. Ia adalah bertujuan untuk mengelakkan daripada si mati diambil oleh makhluk lain iaitu ‘Hantu Balan-Balan’. Berjogo ini dilakukan selama tujuh hari tujuh malam berturut-turut selepas si mati meninggal dunia. Keluarga terdekat dan saudara mara si mati akan Berjogo sepanjang tujuh hari tujuh malam secara bergilir-gilir kerana mereka perlu ada wakil yang berjaga pada waktu malam dan tidak dibenarkan tidur. Sepanjang malam, mereka akan bergilir-gilir membaca Al-Quran untuk disedekahkan kepada si mati dan untuk menjaga ‘Bengkai-Bengkaian’. Menurut cerita zaman dahulu kala, apabila ‘Hantu Balan-Balan’ menjelirkan lidah ke arah ‘Bengkai-Bengkaian’ dan apabila lidahnya sampai ke arah ‘Bengkai-Bengkaian’, mereka percaya bahawa ‘Hantu Balan-Balan’ akan dapat mengambil mayat si mati tersebut di dalam kubur. Oleh sebab itulah, ‘Bengkai-Bengkaian’ amat dijaga dan tidak dibiarkan begitu sahaja tanpa seorang wakil.

3. PESUK

Setelah mayat tersebut selesai dimandikan, dikafankan dan disembahyangkan mayat tersebut akan diletakkan di dalam keranda untuk dibawa ke tanah perkuburan. Namun begitu, sebelum mayat tersebut dibawa ke tanah perkuburan, keluarga dan saudara mara si mati akan lalu di bawah keranda tersebut sebanyak tiga kali semasa keranda tersebut diangkat. Ia dipanggil sebagai ‘Pesuk’ di kalangan masyarakat Bajau di Kota Belud. Ini bertujuan supaya keluarga dan saudara mara si mati tidak merasa rindu kepada si mati. Bagi mereka, yang mati tetap mati, dan yang hidup perlu teruskan kehidupan.

4. KENDURI ARWAH & BACAAN TAHLIL

Kenduri arwah akan dilakukan pada setiap pagi dan petang selama tujuh hari berturut-turut yang dikenali sebagai ’Mangan Bangi’. Ia dilakukan pada hari ke 3, ke 7, ke 10, ke 20, ke 40, ke 100 dan selepas setahun selepas si mati meninggal dunia di rumah si mati. Kenduri arwah dan bacaan tahlil juga dilakukan selang 10 hari sehingga genap 100 hari selepas kematian si mati. Ia wajib dilakukan mengikut kemampuan. Namun begitu, ‘Mangan Bangi’ pada hari ke 7, ke 20, ke 40, ke 100 dan genap setahun selepas kematian si mati, bungkusan makanan yang terdiri daripada lauk pauk dan kuih muih akan diagihkan kepada ‘Fakir’ iaitu tetamu yang datang ke rumah si mati. Bungkusan ini dipanggil sebagai ‘Duang’ oleh masyarakat Bajau di Kota Belud.

teka-teki

Kenapa biri-biri putih lebih banyak makan daripada biri2 hitam?
- Kerana biri-biri putih lebih banyak di dunia.

Waktu bila jam anda berada pada pukul 13?
- Waktu untuk baiki jam.

Apa beza disini dan disana?
- Huruf 'i' dan 'a'.

Dia selalu datang, tetapi tidak pernah tiba?
- Esok (kerana apabila tiba, ia menjadi hari ini)

Kalau seseorang itu kemalangan jatuh ke dalam gaung, apa yang masih hidup?
- Cukai jalan.

Haiwan apa yang mempunyai tali persaudaraan?
- Itik beradik.

Dia hidup di udara, darat, dan air. Siapakah dia?
- Burung raja udang.

Bila turun lambat, tapi bila naik cepat. Apa dia?
- Hingus.

Mempunyai 8 kaki dan boleh terbang?
- 4 ekor burung.

Apakah persamaan antara gajah dan tiang elektrik?
- Kedua-dua tak boleh terbang.

Barang apa yang lebih berguna apabila pecah?
- Telur.

Ayam apa yang bertelur di mana saja?
- Ayam betina.

Kalau bapak ayam bertelur di atas bumbung rumah, telurnya jatuh di mana?
- Ayam jantan tidak bertelur.

Kenapa anak babi jalan tunduk?
- Kerana malu ibunya seekor babi.

Kenapa superman pakai baju ada huruf 'S'?
- Kerana kalau pakai 'M' atau 'XL' nanti longgar.

Buka baju, pakai bedak, terjun kolam... Apakah ia?
- Pisang goreng.

Katak diterbalikkan jadi katak..kopi di terbalikkan jadi....?
- Tumpah la.

Dalam bebanyak orang.. orang apa tak kawin?
- Orang utan.

Jalan Ampang, bengkok di mana?
- Di Thailand.

Dia ada bulu, isi, dan batang, apakah ia?
- Jagung.

P.U.P.P.I.E.S

photography

Dancing with the Devil

The girl hurried through her schoolwork as fast as she could. It was the night of the high school dance, along about 70 years ago in the town of Kingsville, Texas. The girl was so excited about the dance. She had bought a brand new, sparkly red dress for the dance. She knew she looked smashing in it. It was going to be the best evening of her life.

Then her mother came in the house, looking pale and determined.

"You are not going to that dance," her mother said.

"But why?" the girl asked her mother.

"I've just been talking to the preacher. He says the dance is going to be for the devil. You are absolutely forbidden to go," her mother said.

The girl nodded as if she accepted her mother's words. But she was determined to go to the dance. As soon as her mother was busy, she put on her brand new red dress and ran down to the K.C. Hall where the dance was being held.

As soon as she walked into the room, all the guys turned to look at her. She was startled by all the attention. Normally, no one noticed her. Her mother sometimes accused her of being too awkward to get a boyfriend. But she was not awkward that night. The boys in her class were fighting with each other to dance with her.

Later, she broke away from the crowd and went to the table to get some punch to drink. She heard a sudden hush. The music stopped. When she turned, she saw a handsome man with jet black hair and clothes standing next to her.

"Dance with me," he said.

She managed to stammer a "yes", completely stunned by this gorgeous man. He led her out on the dance floor. The music sprang up at once. She found herself dancing better than she had ever danced before. They were the center of attention.

Then the man spun her around and around. She gasped for breath, trying to step out of the spin. But he spun her faster and faster. Her feet felt hot. The floor seemed to melt under her. He spun her even faster. She was spinning so fast that a cloud of dust flew up around them both so that they were hidden from the crowd.

When the dust settled, the girl was gone. The man in black bowed once to the crowd and disappeared. The devil had come to his party and he had spun the girl all the way to hell.

#2 survey

What do you think of the most when
you are alone?
-my future

when it is a rainy night, what do you do most of the time?
-text some1 + write something + zZzzzz

Would you rather swim in the lake or
dive in the ocean?
-both

If you’ll ask yourself a question now,
what would it be?
-what’s missing??

If certain things in your life will fall
apart, what will you do?
-I’ll try to fix it

What was the hardest decision you
made in your life so far?
-every decision i made has its own difficulty
so i cant really say what’s the hardest…

I am listening to…
-Kekasih yang tak dianggap by kertas

I fear that…
-I would spend the rest of my life searching
for something unknown.

Today I…
-have nothing to do.

Tonight I will…
-try to sleep early??

Tomorrow I will…
-be doing nothing again..

DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
-Not really.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE/PERFUME?
-romance by ralph lauren*i love it*

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
-A trip somewhere different... with someone who loves me! Hihihi : )

DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
-I do! : )

Where is your phone?
-On the bedside table, charging.

Are you photo addict?
-Not really. But I love to take pictures*LoL!!

When was the last time you got really hurt?
-As in physically? Can’t remember. Emotionally, recently.

Party girl/boy or Home girl/boy?
-Home girl. But I love to party once in a while.

Have you ever read an entire book in
one day?
- yeap.

Who was the last person you texted?
-my babybearbabyboo..

Who is the last person to text you?
-my babybearbabyboo..

survey

1. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR LAST
EX IF YOU COULD?
*no way!!!i hate him..

2.WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
* ROXY

3. WOULD YOU KISS ANYONE ON YOUR
FRIEND'S LIST?
* if they let me kiss~ahahaha

4. DO YOU HAVE "A THING" FOR ANYONE ON
YOUR TOP FRIENDS LIST?
* hmmm yeah cos my frens are great:)

5. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO
YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?
* i know all.. cos i will DELETE those that add just to increase their friend list

6. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE?
* two~

7. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?
* i guess so..

9. WOULD YOU EVER MAKE OUT WITH
SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?
* no cos i will probably knock her out b4 she touches me

10. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST B-
DAY?
* my frens sing a b'day song for me at the canopy..hahaha..bkin malu ja.p/s:xdpt celebrate cuz time puasa:P

11. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?
* 11+am !

12. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT
THREE NIGHTS AGO?
* dun remember..

13. DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR HAIR PULLED?
* when it feels it needs to be tug alittle

14. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM?)
* an hr ago b4 she went to sleep..

15. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU
COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
* hmmm i will like to have more patience and endurance.

16. IF YOU HAD 250,000 DOLLARS... WHAT
WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?
* give my parents all the money first to save in the bank to get interests or watever first.. then i want to keep $10,000 for myself. probably just go on a shopping.

17. LAST THING YOU ATE?
* lambchop..my babybearbabyboo bought it 4 me..

18. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MONTH?
* september cos its my birthday.

19. YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MONTH?
* no idea..

20. MOST VISITED WEBPAGE?
* my blog. fb,friendster,tagged n oso myspace..

21. LAST PERSON YOU TEXT MESSAGED?
* my babybearbabyboo...

22. LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU SAD?
* babybearbabyboo

23. WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR
BEST FRIEND?
* no.. thats madness..

24. FAVORITE KIND OF DRINK?
* coke

25. HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE?
* nooo

26. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WHAT
WOULD YOU DO?
* i will wonder if its karma that killed him

Trembled blossoms are joy

me..?unperfect.